THE ADDENDUM BLOG TO THE TOM PETTY QUESTIONNAIRE

THE ADDENDUM BLOG TO THE TOM PETTY QUESTIONNAIRE

[Editor’s Note: This is an addition to Hometown Horn’s blog, The Tom Petty Questionnaire. So if you haven’t read it, do it now!!!…Then come back!!!] SO HOMETOWN HORN asks Johnny to take part in a blog on his blog. Johnny says maybe. You know how he is. Non-committal five ways to Friday and every way … Continue reading

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Of Hamsters and Men V: The Revenge of Small Mammal Myers

Of Hamsters and Men V: The Revenge of Small Mammal Myers

I SMELL A rat. A dirty rat…or as Mikey would say, “MMMmmm, you dirty rat. You killed my brudda… Ooooh… Woo hoo!” This of course is based on the famous misquoting of James Cagney, who never actually said it. (Thanks, Google for teaching me something new; I never knew what the heck he was quoting. … Continue reading

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Imagine All the Zombies

Imagine All the Zombies

THERE’S A SAYING I’ve been meaning to promote: When the sun goes down, we can finally switch to hard liquor…and hardcore porn. But perhaps even more awesome than either of those things is the switching from reality to dreamality. (Johnny is TMing that word, so steal it at your own risk.) Now I know, I … Continue reading

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Fishtown #5: If It Smells Like Rotten Fish…

Fishtown #5: If It Smells Like Rotten Fish…

FISHTOWN: A BLOG NOIR BY JOHNNY FISHMAN Issue #5: If It Smells Like Rotten Fish… THE BIG FISH was black. Tar black. And with no wind blowing, it looked more like an endless expanse of macadam than the most trafficked waterway between two oceans. And not the good kind of macadam either, but the cheap … Continue reading

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Of Hamsters and Men IV: The Voyage Home (From Work)

Of Hamsters and Men IV: The Voyage Home (From Work)

AT THE RISK of being a total asshole… “Is it hot enough for ya’?” I literally just watched a piece of ice melt. It’s actually quite mesmerizing when it’s melting fast enough to be within my visual detection threshold (Data would be so proud…if he could be proud at all). Seriously, though, I still can’t … Continue reading

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